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Raiders of the Lost Ark Quotes
Indiana: Give me the whip.
Satipo: Throw me the idol. *Behind Satipo a slab of rock begins to lower* No time to argue. Throw me the idol, I throw you the whip.
Indiana: *After tossing him the idol* Gimmie the whip!
Satipo *Drops the whip* Adios Senor.
Indiana: There's a big snake in the plane Jock!
Jock: Oh that's just my pet Reggie!
Indiana: I HATE snakes Jock, I hate em'!
Jock: Come on, show a little back bone will ya!
[Marion is being kidnapped] Marion: You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN!
Belloq: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?
Indiana: Try the local sewer.
Imam: This was the old way. This means six kadam high.
Sallah: About seventy-two inches.
Imam: Wait. [Indy starts to bite a date, but stops when Imam puts his hand up. Imam turns the medallion over, and points to the markings on the back.]
Imam: "And take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew God whose Ark it is."
Sallah *Upon opening the Well of the Souls and peering down into it*: Indy, why does the floor move?
Indiana: Give me your torch. *Sallah does, and Indy drops it in which reveals thousands of snakes* Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
Belloq: So, once again, Jones, what what was briefly yours is now mine.
Belloq: What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something.
Indiana: Ha ha ha! [under his breath] Son of a bitch. . .
Indiana: I'm going after that truck.
Sallah: How?
Indiana: I dunno I'm making this up as I go.
Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana: It's not the years hun, it's the milage.
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Quotes
Indiana: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?
Willie*On seeing Indy in his "work clothes"* : So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Willie: You know how to fly, don't you?
Indiana: Um, no. Do you?
Indiana: I think we have a big problem.
Short Round: Dr. Jones!
Indiana: Shorty!
Short Round: Dr. Jones! No more parachutes!
Willie: There are two dead people out here!
Indiana: We're going to be two dead people in here! Hurry!
Willie: *As bugs crawl over her* They're in my hair!
Indiana: Ah, Shut up, Willie!
Mola Rom: Drop them Dr. Jones! They will be found. . .You won't!
*Indy signals his intention to cut the rope bridge*
Willie: Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!
Indiana: *Just before cutting the rope* Mola Rom, prepare to meet Kali, in hell!
*Indy and Short Round are trapped in a room* Indiana: Stop! Look, just - stand against the wall, will ya? *Short Round stands against the wall, springing a trap*
Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I just do what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!
[From the Emperor's Tomb video game]Wu Han: But Indy, we're supposed to meet that Lao Che about the remains of Nurache tomorrow.
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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Professor Henry Jones: May he who illuminated this, illuminate me.
Fedora: You lost today kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.
Indiana: Are you crazy, don't go between them!
Elsa: Go between them, are you crazy!
Indiana: Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drown, shot at and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here. My guess is that dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, we're going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.
Butler: If you're a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse!
Professor Henry Jones: Well I'm sorry about your head though, but I though you were one of them.
Indiana: Dad, they come in through the doors.
Professor Henry Jones: Ha, good point.
Professor Henry Jones: You call *this* archaeology?!
Soldier: You have the diary in your pocket.
Professor Henry Jones: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid; he would bring my diary all the way back here? (pause) You didn't, did you? (another pause) You didn't bring it, did you?
Indiana: Well, uh.
Professor Henry Jones: You did!
Indiana: Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor Henry Jones: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
Indiana: Will you take it easy?
Professor Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
Indiana: I came here to save you!
Professor Henry Jones: OH YEAH? And who's gonna come to save you, JUNIOR? Indiana: I TOLD YOU... [grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers dead] ... Don't call me Junior!
Professor Henry Jones: Look what you did!! I can't BELIEVE what you did!!
Professor Henry Jones: You said he had a two day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.
Indiana: Are you kidding me, I made all that up, you know Marcus, he got lost once in his own museum.
Professor Henry Jones: I have to tell you something...
Indiana: Don’t get sentimental now dad, save it till we get out of here.
Professor Henry Jones: The floors on fire... and the chair!
Indiana *Turning his head to look at Henry*: Dad!
Professor Henry Jones *Turns his head opposite of Indy*: What?
Indiana *Turns his head the other way*: Dad!
Professor Henry Jones *Turns his head the other way*: What!
Indiana *Turns his head the other way*: Dad!
Professor Henry Jones *Turns his head in the direction of Indy's: What!
Indiana: Head for the fire place!
Professor Henry Jones *Tossing his bag to Indy*: You say this is just another typical day for you?
Indiana *Tossing it back*: No! It's been better than most!
Professor Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane!
Indiana: Fly, yes! Land. . .no!
Professor Henry Jones: They're trying to kill us.
Indiana: I KNOW DAD!
Professor Henry Jones: Well, it's a new experience for me.
Indiana: Happens to me all the time.
Professor Henry Jones: Let my armies be the rocks and the trees, and the birds in the sky.
Professor Henry Jones: It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!
Donovan: Jones is getting away!
Colonel: *Looking at Henry* I think not, Herr Donovan.
Donovan: Not that Jones, the other Jones!
Indiana: Sallah, I said NO camels! That's FIVE camels; can't you count?
Professor Henry Jones: Indiana, Indiana. . .Let it go.
Indiana: What did you find dad?
Professor Henry Jones: Me? Illumination.
Sallah: Please what does it all ways mean, this, this Jr?
Professor Henry Jones: That's his name. *Points to himself* Henry Jones *Points to Indy* Jr.
Indiana: I like Indiana. . .
Professor Henry Jones: We named the dog Indiana.
Sallah: The dog? You are named after the dog?
Marcus: Indy, Henry, follow me! I know the way!
Professor Henry Jones: Got lost in his own museum?
Indiana: Uh huh.
Professor Henry Jones: After you, Jr.
Indiana: Yes sir!
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Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular
Indiana: Folks, that boulder is extremely heavy. *Crowd sees two guys rolling the boulder back in place* No seriously, that boulder weighs about 400 pounds.
Set Director: Hey thanks guys, just put it back where you got it. *Turns back to the crowd* Uh folks, those are the two strongest men in the world.
Set Director: You've got a great future in the movies...Selling popcorn.
Mechanic: You know *Insert actors name who is playing Indy*, there is one big difference between you and Harrison.
Indy: Yeah? What’s that?
Mechanic: About twenty million bucks.
Set Director: Could to talk to the audience about the dangers of working with explosives?
Supervisor: Sure. Um. When you work with explosives...it's dangerous.
Set Director: *Talking to the extras* Let me have a thumbs up from everyone to know your ready...Thumbs up, thumbs up. Everyone paying attention *Guy on the end, the secret stunt man, who is looking at the sets*. Everyone except the guy on the end...*He finally turns around and sees whats going on, and throws his thumbs up*. HEY! Welcome to the party sunshine, you uh, on your union break or something?
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General Quotes
The Man with the hat is back...For one more adventure.
...And Harrison Ford has announced that Indiana Jones 4 will indeed be produced. Which is a good thing in a way because they won't need Sean Connery this time. It seems that Harrison is now old enough to play Indiana Jones...and his father-Jay Leno
In a funny moment at the 33rd AFI Life Acheivement Award show (Which Lucas recieved the award), Harrison was on stage numerous times, one time included him saying and pointed directly at Lucas "And if he wants to do a forth one, he'd better HURRY UP, because Sean Connery is getting too old to play my father!"
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